Often, the MONSTER-in-the-Closet Lock
only serves to scare the monster into seeking refuge elsewhere
– like under your child’s bed…

Harrowing times like this require only one solution…
the MONSTER-Under-the-Bed BOMB.

As final and tragic as this tactic may seem,
sometimes it is the only way to clear the bedroom
of threats emanating from beneath the box spring.
Although the explosion is silent,
rest assured that the results are immediate and permanent. 
Good luck and good hunting…!

hand crocheted of a wool/alpaca/acrylic blend by women's co-op's in south america this lock is machine washable on delicate cycle, cold water, non-chlorine detergent, air dry. for best results hand wash.